i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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