Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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