Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
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We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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