So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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