4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
So here I am, sexting at work.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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