He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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