I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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