For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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