My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
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Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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