I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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