You really coming over, don't trick.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
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When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I have post one night stand depression
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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