god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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