your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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