I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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