Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
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It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
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I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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