i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
It's never too late to be topless.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
