awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
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I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
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He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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