How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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