I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
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Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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