wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
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we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
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I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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