that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
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Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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