: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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