I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
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