So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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