i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
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I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
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I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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