i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
they're like a gay fantastic four
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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