Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
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I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
you never un-have a 4some
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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