Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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