my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
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It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
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We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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