We're facebook friends in real life
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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