I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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