There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
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Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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