she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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