i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
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You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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