are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
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The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
You need a sexual gate keeper
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Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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