What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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