There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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