Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Randomize
