some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
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Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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