The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
