Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
