Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
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He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
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I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
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