I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
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