just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
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Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
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Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
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