no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I know her cup size but not her name....
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
