I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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