I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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