She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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