I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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