I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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