but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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