You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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