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AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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