She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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