Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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